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German Penises Can't Fill The Average Condom |
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Thursday, 20 April 2006 |
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Germany has demanded a rethink of guidelines on condom size after finding its average penis did not measure up.
Doctors
recently were ordered by the government's health department to check
out the average size suggested by Brussels. They reported the
overestimated size of the average penis by almost 20% and insisted
other countries will discover the same.
Urologist Gunther
Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: "by checking
hundreds of patients they found German penises were too small for
standard condoms."On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms
wide. That makes them much smaller than the standard condom size of 17
cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."
He
denied the German man was any smaller than the rest of Europe. And if
other countries were to check out their men's assets they would find
the average condom sizing is mistaken in its calculations as well.
Some say with this new discovery, Hitler was the last big prick to live in Germany.
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