NASHVILLE, Tennessee - Arthur C. Tucker Jr. went to Vanderbilt University Medical Center for treatment for a swollen prostate gland. The doctors used the Prostatron system which is used to destroy excess prostate cells with a beam of microwaves, but during Tucker's appointment, something went terribly wrong.

NEW ZEALAND - This sounds like it should have happened in Alabama. During the reception, a guest at a New Zealand wedding bit the bridegroom's scrotum during an argument between the man and the bride's sister.

TAIWAN - It could be considered the ultimate test of one's manhood. Two Taiwanese Chi Kung experts set a world record by pulling an 11-ton truck with their penises. Hundreds of enthusiastic pectators watched as the two masters performed the test of strength in preparation for plans to pull an airplane in the same way.

The story of John Wayne Bobbitt holds no fear in the earwig world. These well-endowed insects have a standby penis to compensate for accidents in action, Japanese research now shows. 

TORONTO (CP) -- The creators of Puppetry of the Penis will be holding auditions next week for a new band of penis puppeteers. 

CAMP HILL, Pa - Things got a little "sticky" for a 21-year-old Pennsylvania man when his 16-year-old girlfriend glued his penis to his abdomen to punish him for lying about another relationship.